well, herro dair

ilikehip-hop:

Bitch hand me the aux cord I’m bout to change your life

(via iamgaybecausei)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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“He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.”
— (via sureth-ng)

(via raindropsondreams)

exvind:

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

this is oddly important to me

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e-m-e-t-t:

I only made this because I needed somewhere to put this pun.  

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marinscodraws:

not to brag but i feel like ive exponentially improved this movie

marinscodraws:

not to brag but i feel like ive exponentially improved this movie

(Source: marianascosta, via abracatardis)

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via the-bitchextraordinaire)

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thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

(via abracatardis)

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

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iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

(Source: cc.com, via fluorescentmindz)